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Hook Tales

Postby nittastic » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:26 am

I thought I'd start a post where everyone can share their hooker tales since it's been a hot topic.

My story dates back to a 2008 trip. I decided to take my nephew who just turned 21 and my brother-in-law on a tour of the other side of Vegas. We hopped off the Deuce bus at the El Cortez and walked down East Fremont to the Atomic Bar at about 10AM.

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This has to be one of the shadiest bars in town. Sure enough the bar flies where already in. We ordered a couple of Busch cans that everyone was drinking and sat in the corner booth. Sure enough a lady and her male companion turn around on their stools and start small talking with us about where we live etc.

As the gal is small talking to us on her high bar stool she keeps opening and closing her legs and is wearing a short skirt. Also not sure how she does it but in between sentences she keeps mouthing "I'll Suck Your D**k" and moves her eyes towards the restroom. My brother-in-law and nephew where oblivious to this but I sure noticed. They may have been avoiding eye contact and that's how they missed it. Anyway we where sure to finish our beers quickly and wished everyone a good day.

Also as a side note she mentioned how she was a Playboy centerfold, however if so I'm guessing it was a long time ago.
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Yes my name is Ivan and I eat Tic Tacs, but no TBC I'm not an old fat Russian guy, well fat maybe.

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby MrStealth » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:15 am

Great Thread - yeah, too bad the Atomic is closed - was a really great spot for some guaranteed characters.

Now that you mention it, I remember about that same time I was at the Western (just next door) playing some quarter vp. I was playing bonus-poker-deluxe (pays 400 quarters for every 4 of a kind) near the bar. Well I went on a run and was hitting quad after quad - the machine's would spit the quarters out and you would put them in a plastic bucket (my hands were filthy from the dirty quarters and coin drop which people would use as ashtray's). Well I had about 10 plastic buckets full of quarters and my machine ran out of money and I was waiting on a fill.

Well, this lady (I think) walks up to me. Now, I wasn't sure if she was going to try and grab a bucket of quarters and run or what, but anyway, she has a seat next to me. Well, she was let's just say, pretty well worn. Skin like leather, little twitch now and then and I could tell she was down on her luck. Anyway, she was totally non-aggressive, so we were talking. As we were talking she invited me over to her apartment (just around the corner) - she then smiled real big and I noticed she didn't have any teeth. Well, I was a little intrigued by this as when I was young won of the things I hated about young girlfriends is they tended to use a little too much teeth during certain times they shouldn't resulting in less enjoyment than one could otherwise have when having this performed on them. We continued chatting a little bit and my mind was wandering a little. We did discuss the financial arrangements of having a meeting at her apartment, and she told me I could leave any amount I would like.

Well, unfortunately I had to pass so I never did get a chance to try out her services, but I made a contribution to her drinking fund, took my quarters, cashed out and went home.

Take Care And be Safe out there.

I will post some more stories at a later time as I have many. Including encounters with TV's, etc. Remember always, if they have an adams apple or their voice is deeper than yours, I suggest you take a pass.

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby nittastic » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:37 am

Nice story, would love to hear the story other stories about TV's and others.

Also I've never done it but if I ever put together a bucket list, gum job will be on it.
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Re: Hook Tales

Postby MrStealth » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:46 am

LOL - that's what had my mind wandering a little. Part of the reason I didn't take advantage was it was around 4 am, and I had a pretty large amount of cash, credit cards, etc on me - you know that area obviously, and other than a security guard escort to my vehicle in the parking lot (which in itself was pretty sketchy), I was worried that if I got around the corner, my health (and bankroll) may have been in jeopardy. I have no problem walking in that area from the elco on fremont, but tend not to go down the side streets when dark.

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby nittastic » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:28 pm

Gosh I thought I was a degen, good game, almost going through with it but only being stopped by implication of getting robbed and beat up, awesome.
Yes my name is Ivan and I eat Tic Tacs, but no TBC I'm not an old fat Russian guy, well fat maybe.

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby sevencard2003 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:57 pm

interesting read.

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby MrStealth » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:01 pm

Hey Sevencard - Can you PM me an invitation to your blog - I really enjoyed reading it but now when I go there I get "permission denied". Send me the invite and I'll post a good hooker story on this thread.

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby nittastic » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:09 pm

Hmm, of all the threads I've ever started this is the only one I can reccall a TBC sighting in.
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Re: Hook Tales

Postby derdeli » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:51 pm

I have a hooker story of a different kind.

Some years ago at the Orleans. Couple of guys together in Vegas. We were playing Blackjack until after midnight, then decided to burn some $ at Wheel of Fortune. On the way to the slots there were 2 young hookers sitting smiling at us. No other approach, just smiling. One of our crowd was coming a minute later, telling us that the two girls over there must be prostitutes.

Of course we said but how did you notice? He: "They smiled at me"

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Re: Hook Tales

Postby sevencard2003 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:38 pm

MrStealth wrote:Hey Sevencard - Can you PM me an invitation to your blog - I really enjoyed reading it but now when I go there I get "permission denied". Send me the invite and I'll post a good hooker story on this thread.

i have no idea who u are at all, i do know who nittastic is but i cant remember if he was mean or nice. im always worried ill invite the wrong guy and he will be a shill for that other site.

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