I've been up to Rockingham Park a bunch of times this winter, and while the place is no resort, it's got a lot of what you might want if, like me, you just want to play cards.
Are the floors dirty? Yeah. Are the tables beautifully groomed? Nah.
But a bunch of the dealers can deal, the competition is pretty passive at 1/2 NL, and if you're one of those who _must_ have a massage at the table, you can get that.
I personally love the weird feel of playing at an old racetrack. Come check this place for a no-frills poker game on the up and up.