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Let's start with the parking garage. Long line that spills over to the main street. Very tight with no wiggle room. Be careful turning corners, they aren't big enough for two cars to pass through simultaneously.
Poker room's on the third floor, up the escalator. Sign-in is quick and easy, floor and dealers are fine, but the players...where do I even begin? My first table was a pack of zombies. No conversation, no smiles, just a bunch of miserable mutes buried in their phones. Ok, how about table number two? Well, they were a bit livelier, but not in a good way. Everyone knew each other, but the table talk was incredibly hostile. Way too many F-bombs and sexually-oriented jokes being thrown around.
Don't forget to validate your parking after an hour of playing, otherwise you'll be out $25. Bring some warm clothing if it's winter. They suddenly cut the heat and it got cold very quickly, with lots of players in coats and hats. I asked for a hot water with lemon, and they put a SINGLE slice of lemon in my drink. That's how cheap this casino is.
