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If you can't win here long term, retire. Easiest room ever. If you're solid at poker, you will make money here.
Only problem I've had here was getting hit on in the bathroom by a gay dude. He literally followed me into the bathroom asking for a picture of me. It would've been nice had he been an attractive, muscular man with big broad shoulders and a chiseled chest but he was not. Definitely would've been open to a little make out sesh in the ol' bathroom there had he'd been a hottie. But he wasn't. And that leads me into the other problem with this place. Most of the players here are ugly and/or fat. Hard to sit in your chair comfortably at a full table because you got fatso on your left eating from the pizzeria next door getting the cards all greasy and breathing pepperoni particles on your neck. Then you got ugly on your right trying to stare into your soul as he goes into the tank after you placed a $12 river bet. I mean I could go on and on but overall this is the best place in south Austin. Hands down.
