Phone:
(830) 752-4545
Minimum Age:
21
Poker Tables:
12 Tables
Hours:
Mon-Fri: 12pm-5am; Sat-Sun: 10am-5am
  • Kickapoo Lucky Eagle Casino

Youll be kickin your poo if you go here. I think theres holes in the toilets. Seems like I am always kickin poo there. I was playing poker in the middle of a huge hand where I had two ladies and one on the flop, then all of a sudden were about to go to the turn and I step in a huge pile of poo. So now I am trying to kick that poo off my shoe and the river came out and a guy made a flush. Im convinced it happened because I was kickin poo off my shoe. So I politely told the winner of the hand "I hope you get in a car accident on your way home and you get trapped upside down for 4 days before you dehydrate and die, and I will be banging your wife as soon as I get this poo off my shoe". When I started to walk out I had my back to the table and the guy I politely inquired before yelled "Hey Octavius!" (My name is Octavius) so I turn around and everyone in the poker room now had party hats on and were yelling "SURPRISE!!!!" At me. Well apparently they knew my birthday was March 16th and wanted to make sure they wouldnt miss it. Given I didnt know any of these people and had never been there before, but the surprise with no party (everyone went back to playing cards after yelling "surprise!") was just what I needed to overcome having stepped in poo when I had those ladies.

I stepped in poo twice more leaving, so all in all kickapoo casino lived up to its name. If you are a fecal connoisseur or a scat lover youll enjoy your time at the kickapoo casino. If you are not a fan of poo, where a pair of knock around shoes when you go.

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