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I am a shiftless layabout with little to no desires in life. If I had the option of paying tournament fees in advance, it would greatly help the prize pool, considering there would only be a 40% chance of me showing up.
Also, I'd love to see a PLO6/Drawmaha RnR game or freeroll. Most likely a freeroll as it would get more people involved.
Also, if there could be fresh fruit plates and butter packets distributed randomly. I think that would boost morale tremendously.
Ooooh another great idea would be to post the restaurants that usually deliver to Shuffle via DoorDash/UberEats et all.
Knee, calf massages, and intermittent cardio encouragement. Maybe even 10 mins of each 2 hours offer some easy yoga.
S'mores Quest Bars in the vending machine would be nice.
And Ohhh a barber!! How baller would it be to get a professional straight razor shave at a poker table. Head massages too.
Hmm anyone that wears their Shuffle512 shirt/hoodie/cap gets $2 off an hour of play time.
Perhaps talk to the dealer Jordan. He is evil incarnate. Do you have any garlic?
Make this $10K a biweekly or monthly thing.
Great employees. Comfy seats. Free filtered water and coffee. And occasionally an unnamed Angel brings in donuts in the morning.
DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THESE DEALERS TO DALLAS OR YOU WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE.
